The Rev.Hud Files

Congrads, Kanye!

2008-02-13T11:06:00.002-06:00

The day after the Grammy's is usually a pretty great day for Grammy winners on Amazon.

Herbie Hancock had the #1 selling album on Feb. 11, 2008

Kanye's album was #49. Not so great, Kanye. Actually not good. It did raise to #44 on Feb. 13th..... right behind Nancy LaMott 'Ask Me Again'(?!?!)

New quotes by Kanye since then.

"George Bush doesn't care about black people.... but loves Nancy LaMott."

“My biggest inspiration and biggest competition is Nancy LaMott. She’s the only other person that gets an across-the-board response and respect level."

"I’m rappin’ now. Anybody who ain’t respecting me as an artist right now, mine as well just bash their heads into the wall just for being stupid. I say, just kill yourself ‘cuz if not, it’s gonna kill you for how much you about to hear me.........or Nancy LaMott."

SATAN'S WORD! BEWARE!

2008-02-13T11:01:00.002-06:00

V1: I've been awake for a while nowyou've got me feelin like a child nowcause every time I see your bubbly faceI get the tinglies in a silly placeC: It starts in my toesand I crinkle my nosewhere ever it goes I always knowthat you make me smile please stay for a while nowjust take your time where ever you goV2: The rain is fallin on my window panebut we are hidin in a safer placeunder covers stayin safe (*) and warmyou give me feelins that I adoreC: It starts in my toesmake me crinkle my nosewhere ever it goesi always knowthat you make me smile please stay for a while nowjust take your time where ever you goB: What am I gonna saywhen you make me feel this wayI just........mmmmmmC: It starts in my toesmake me crinkle my nosewhere ever it goesi always knowthat you make me smile please stay for a while nowjust take your time where ever you goV3: I've been asleep for a while nowYou tucked me in just like a child nowCause every time you hold me in your armsI'm comfortable enough to feel your warmthC: It starts in my soulAnd I lose all control When you kiss my noseThe feelin showsCause you make me smileBaby just take your time nowHoldin me tightWhere ever, where ever, where ever you goWhere ever, where ever, where ever you goWhere ever you go, I'll always knowCause you make me smile here, just for a while

When the Devil comes, he will rhyme!!!

Cast of "Meet The Spartans" And who they play

2008-01-29T16:33:00.000-06:00

Diedrich Bader
Traitoro
Kevin Sorbo
Captain
Jim Piddock
Loyalist/Simon Cowell Look-A-Like
Method Man
Persian Emissary
Sean Maguire
Leonidas
Tony Yalda
Sanjaya Look-A-Like
Ike Barinholtz
Bond Villain/Prophet
Hunter Clary
Leo Jr.
Nick Steele
K-Fed Look-A-Like
Carmen Electra
Queen Margo
Kenneth Davitian
Xerxes
Travis Van Winkle
Sonio
Phil Morris
Messenger
Belinda Waymouth
Twiggy Look-A-Like
Dylan Smith
10-Year-Old Leonidas
Dean Cochran
Rocky Balboa / Rambo
Jon Cruz
Dancing Persian / Spartan Soldier
Ivan Velez
Dancing Persian / Spartan Soldier
Oscar Orosco
Dancing Immortal
Mark Albert Rappaport
Puppeteer
Todd Minobe
Puppeteer
Aina O'Kane
Puppeteer
Kurt Smildsin
Councilman
Sheena Chou
Pretty Girl
Courtney Young
Pretty Girl
Paige Peterson
Hot Orgy Girl
Chris Moss
Leonidas Double – Dancer
Nikki Pantenburg
Paula Double – Dancer

PLEASE check your spelling

2007-06-14T11:01:00.000-05:00

If you decide, for any reason, to retype the following headline and send it in an email PLEASE, PLEASE check your spelling.

For the love of man, check your SPELLING!!!

'Cute Knut' raking in cash at Berlin Zoo

By JACOB COMENETZ, Associated Press Writer Tue Jun 12, 8:28 PM ET
BERLIN - "Cute Knut," Germany's celebrity polar bear cub, is turning into a moneymaker for the Berlin Zoo, which expects to bring in $3.3 million more than last year due to a dramatic rise in visitors.

We'll miss you rosie o donnell.....

2007-05-25T16:02:00.000-05:00

2006-2007

A tribute I compiled from my video collection of The View

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erFaoqLwod0&mode=related&search=

I think I'll put her on my death pool because it just feels right.....

The scariest Opening ever in a Horror Film....EVER!!!!!

2007-05-24T18:06:00.000-05:00

Peter Carpenter 'Point of Terror'

Nightclub singer Tony dreams of committing acts of adultery and murder. Is he only dreaming?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsUFBEnW1nc

Why do I keep waiting for Count Floyd?

Cream bassist says reunion in the works

2007-05-24T15:01:00.000-05:00

By ALAN ROBINSON, Associated Press Writer

Unfortunately the band is West, Bruce and Laing.

By the way, do you think when Leslie West and Mountain were on shows like Ed Sullivan they had to flash the title under him "Sorry girls, he's married" or can you kind of guess they were not interested?

Charles Manson again denied parole

2007-05-24T14:00:00.000-05:00

May 24, 2007

CORCORAN, Calif. - Charles Manson was denied parole Wednesday, the 11th time since 1978 that the cult leader was ordered to continue serving life sentences for a murderous rampage in 1969.

Don't you think its about time we quit using the respectful "Charles" with this guy? Also, I was terrified of this man as a child, but even then I could of kept him at arms length by holding his head, what is he 4 feet tall? I'm more scared of lice!

Artists drawing of Manson at Parole hearing, May 23, 2007.

Night of 100 stars lineup in 1985

2007-05-21T16:19:00.000-05:00

A Celebration for the Actor's Fund of America (1985)- Featuring The Rockettes, Mark Hamill, Lloyd Bridges, Bert Convy, Charles Bronson, Cab Calloway, Michael Caine, Yul Brynner, Dabney Coleman, Vic Damone, Billy Crystal, Richard Dreyfus, Matt Dillon, Bob Fosse, Charles Durning, Ben Gazzara, David Frost, Jim Henson, Marvin Hamlisch, Rock Hudson, Geoffrey Holder, Burgess Meredith, Rod McKuen, Bert Parks, Jim Nabors, Tony Randall, Vincent Price, Richard Thomas, James Stewart, Robert Wagner, Robert Urich, Billy Dee Williams, Edward I. Koch and Carol Burnett. Morgan Fairchild, Teri Garr, Dyan Cannon, Ellen Burstyn, Cristina Ferrare, Colleen Dewhurst, Morgan Brittany, Susan Lucci, Jill St. John, Cynthia Sikes, Mary McFadden, Janet Leigh, Jacqueline Bisset, Jaclyn Smith, Deidre Hall, Jane Seymour, Carolina Herrera, Joan Van Ark, Gloria Loring, Donna Mills, Lisa Hartman, Lynda Carter, Jacqueline de Ribes, Diahann Carrol, Linda Evans, Claudia Cardinale, Priscila Presley, Linda Gray, Racquel Welch, Angie Dickinson, Laura Branigan, Michaele Vollbracht, Tracy Mills, Fabrice, Geoffrey Beene, Carol Little, Halston, Fernando Sanchez, Bob Mackie, Albert Capraro, Oleg Cassini, The Emanuels and Ann-Margret. Joe Williams, Sara Vaughan, Wynton Marsalis, Woody Herman, Al Jarreau and Mel Torme. Leonard Bernstein, Peter Allen, Ashford & Simpson, Maureen Stapleton, Placido Domingo, Marisa Berenson, Deborah Raffin, Robert Klein, Lucie Arnaz, Jerry Orbach, Leslie Uggams, Melba Moore, Petula Clark. Mary Tyler Moore, Edward Asner, Zoe Caldwell, Jeremy Irons, Linda Lavin, Christopher Reeve, Vincent Gardenia, Anne Murray.

Still Alive and/or working: Matt Dillon (And before Crash it was close)

On May 21st, 2007.....

2007-05-21T10:22:00.000-05:00

'penny farthing high wheel' was one of Yahoo!'s "Today's Search Highlights. (#7)

This is a penny-farthing--------->

Is there some new teenage, weird- sex, choke yourself- ride a penny-farthing, take cocaine, run away from bulls, get your thing caught in the spokes, listen to Insane Clown Posse, kind of thing?

Is it some new cult? A cult of box social fiends?

And why did I strangly just make a penny-farthing joke last week?

Yahoo! is watching!!!!!!

The coolest guy in the room....always

2007-05-18T13:58:00.001-05:00

David Bowie Dancing

2007-05-18T13:46:00.000-05:00

For some reason I can't quit watching this clip.

It's hard to see, but I think Bowie is in the front......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8RNvhKTMc

http://gethimabodybag.ytmnd.com/

2007-05-02T18:27:00.001-05:00

http://gethimabodybag.ytmnd.com/

I was not 'approved' to sing for US troops: Joan Baez

2007-05-02T18:21:00.000-05:00

Wed May 2, 2:53 PM ET

....by anyone who would have to listen to her.

What if Jack Elam played Jim on the office....

2007-04-27T14:03:00.000-05:00

What if things had changed and the veteran character actor played Jim on the office and not John Krasinski?

First, He probably would probably make the choice not to look at the camera as much.

Second, he it would probably be more confusing if he did look at the camera as it would be harder to tell.

Third, being from old Hollywood he would most likely know that looking at the camera only once in awhile is the joke, not looking into the camera after every take.

Forth, Pam would be played by Imogene Coca.

Fifth, due to the new casting, people would not be in such a hurry to get Jim and Pam together, so the show could focus on what makes the show funny, Steve Carell and how working at an office can be funny.

My new favorite show

2007-04-05T14:26:00.000-05:00

Please, if you get the chance, see this game show. It is the greatest thing ever on daytime T.V.

http://www.gamesfever.tv/default.htm
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Games_Fever

If Jerry Springer makes you think, if Plinko gives you a headache, and if you think Passions (rest its soul) was a documentary, this is the game for you.

If you think the defendants on The People's Court are not annoying enough, they have the hosts just for you.

Michael Bay on his newest Crapterpiece

2007-04-03T11:41:00.000-05:00

OK, I want the camera to keep moving, then have the actors do something generic....

The Transformers on http://michaelbay.com/blog/newsblog.html
And why would I assume its crap? Why the name Bay says it all...

I have highlighted my favorite actual quotes

Almost a 100 days left.I guess I should start posting every week?I've been working my ass off - the cut is really coming along -the shots ---awesome. Some of the most difficult renders in ILM history. Sometimes up to 38 hours per frame. The Show West thing was fun to see the scenes play in a 1000 person house. But they just saw 25 minutes so it is hard to feel engaged because they are not seeing the full run of a movie. Harry called me to tell me how he loved it. I see all the dickwad talk back people who claim they have read a finished script. Impossible - I kept the only draft for the last two months before shooting. That's where did major retooling to the script - yes the scene beats are similar but a very different script.We are still writing the robot voices. They talk about just 20 minutes of action at the end - yeah right. This is by far the most action I have ever put into a movie - I have 12 huge set pieces. Boy I get tired of these lame cry babies on the net.-Michael Bay

My favorite people of the week

2007-04-02T14:27:00.000-05:00

In a related story, the Post Office has decided to remove the Mail box because of this. Meanwhile, after the picture was taken, everyone left to get tail....

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. I have to get this letter to Des Moines!"

Best Thing Ever

2007-04-02T11:39:00.000-05:00

http://www.heavenandhelllive.com/

Just Announced! Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Vinny Appice will reunite for the first time in 15 years as Heaven and Hell Live to cast a dark spell over spring as the quartet tours the U.S. Tickets will go on sale the weekend of March 9 for all 20 stops of the American leg (except Houston, on sale March 17), which is set to launch in Phoenix on April 22. There will also be a special fan presale for all dates beginning Wednesday, March 7 at 12 Noon EST. The tour will follow in the wake of the band’s highly anticipated Radio City Music Hall concert in New York City on March 30, which sold out in a matter of minutes.

How Do I get to Radio City Music Hall?
Practice! And Yell with the wind, though the wind won't help you fly at all Your back's to the wall Chain the sun, and it tears away and it breaks you as you run You run, you run!

Pearl Harbor

2007-03-31T17:02:00.000-05:00

From Wikopedia:

What Micheal Bay got right in Pearl Harbor

Director Michael Bay has said that Roger Ebert's criticism of Pearl Harbor has to be the most offensive of his entire career. According to Michael Bay: "He commented on TV that bombs don't fall like that. Does he actually think we didn't research every nook and cranny of how armor-piercing bombs fell? He's watched too many movies. He thinks they all fall flat — armor-piercing bombs fall straight down, that's the way it was designed! But HE's on the air pontificating and giving the wrong information. That's insulting!"

A few things he got wrong......

Early childhood sequences:
Stearman biplane (the crop-duster aircraft) was not produced until 1935. The opening scene of the film is set

in 1923. Many Hollywood movies in the 1960's and 1970's used a Stearman as their stock 'old biplane'. A more appropriate aircraft would be a Curtiss JN 4 'Jenny', but very few are available for this sort of work.
Eagle Squadron sequences:
A Supermarine Spitfire fitted with a four-blade propeller is shown during the airfield and flying shots in the film. It is a Spitfire variant that was not available until later in the war. Also, although the Eagles did use Spitfires, they were originally eight-gun MkIIs, later superseded by the MkV and IX (used by 133 Squadron). However, since there is only one MkII in flying condition (flown by the RAF Battle of Britain Memorial Flight, and as such not used for film work), the MkV was used, as well as the later MkVIII. The original plan was to use a highly-inappropriate Spitfire XIV in dogfight sequences with a genuine Messerschmitt Bf 109E(!!).
Ben Affleck's character is portrayed as joining the Royal Air Force (RAF) as part of the Eagle squadron; U.S. servicemen were prohibited from doing so, though American civilians were allowed[8]. His eyesight would have been checked for RAF service.
Ben Affleck was based at RAF Oakley. This base was actually a training base in the war, not a fighter base. Historians point out that during the hot August summer of 1940, such expedients invariably did take place from time to time, and even for squadron training exercises.
Affleck's character flies with a Royal Air Force squadron (which used Supermarine Spitfires), but the planes actually featured in the movie bear the RF code letters of the No. 303 Polish Fighter Squadron.
During the Battle of Britain flight sequences, the British Spitfires are shown flying in the standard American four-ship formation. The British actually flew in the three-ship Vee or "VIC" formation. Again this is open to dispute, because by the time of the late Battle, the RAF had adopted the German Luftwaffe 'Rotte' and 'Schwarm' system, known in RAF parlance as the 'Finger Four', which the USAF itself adopted as 'Four Ship' formation.
Pearl Harbor sequences:
The USS Arizona Memorial, which straddles the sunken USS Arizona, can be briefly seen in a pan shot. The memorial was dedicated in the 1960's.
President Roosevelt did not receive the news of the Pearl Harbor attack by an aide or adviser running into the room. He was having lunch with Harry Hopkins, a trusted friend, and he received a phone call from Secretary of War Henry Stimson. Hopkins refused to believe the report. The President believed it. [9]
Admiral Kimmel had received warnings about an attack but, thinking them vague, did not put his forces on full-scale alert. This contradicts the film's portrayal of Kimmel as a leader railing against Washington's apathy about the Japanese threat.[8]
Even though he specifically asked for, by dispatch and in person, all information, Admiral Kimmel never received the secret Magic dispatches that showed vital information. He also never received the famous 14-part message that the Japanese were delivering in response to the U.S. "ultimatum" of November 26. Especially not the 14th part which indicated the 1:00 p.m. (EST) delivery of the message and ordering the destruction of the "coding" equipment, even though this had been decoded some 9 hours before the attack.[10]
The reports that were given to Admiral Kimmel led him and his staff (as well as General Short, the Commander of the Hawaiian Army units) to believe that if Japan did attack, it would be somewhere in the southwest Pacific and not Pearl Harbor. In fact, they concurred when he deployed his task forces away from Hawaii. Before Pearl Harbor was attacked, he had deployed them around Wake and Midway Islands.[10]
The so-called "War Warning" dispatch that Admiral Kimmel received on November 27, 1941, did not warn the Pacific Fleet of an attack in the Hawaiian area. It did not state expressly or by implication that an attack in the Hawaiian area was imminent or probable. It did not repeal or modify the advice previously given me by the Navy Department that no move against Pearl Harbor was imminent or planned by Japan. The dispatch warned of war in the Far East. The number and equipment of Japanese troops and the organization of Naval task forces indicates an amphibious expedition against either the Philippines, Thailand, or Kra Peninsula, or possibly Borneo.[10]
Admiral Kimmel was not on a golf course on the morning of the attack, nor was he notified of the Japanese embassy leaving Washington, D.C., prior to the attack. The first official notification of the attack was received by General Short several hours after the attack had ended. Also, the report of attacking an enemy midget-submarine, in real life, did not report sinking the sub.
At the time of the attack, the battleships in Battleship Row were tied directly together, not spaced apart as they were in the movie.
Japanese aircraft of that period were painted light gray, not green.
Navy Nurse Betty dies during the Pearl Harbor attack, but no Navy Nurses died as a result of enemy action during the entirety of World War II, including the attack on Pearl Harbor.
The ward dresses of the nurses have a different style than the ones Navy Nurses actually wore during WWII, and no nurse would have worked with long hair falling freely about her shoulders.
Some of the bombed ships are actually mothballed Knox-class frigates, Ticonderoga Cruisers and Spruance-class destroyers, with the box launchers for anti-submarine rockets, known as ASROCs, visible. That technology was not available until the 1960s.
The FF-1062 USS Whipple can be seen clearly in a background shot of the boxing scene on the USS Arizona.
One of the intelligence photographs taken by the Japanese spies shows a North Carolina class battleship none of which were in Pearl Harbor at that time.
A retired Iowa class battleship was used to represent the USS West Virginia for Dorie Miller's boxing match. However, the main gun barrels are corked, which is unusual during wartime or training exercises. Furthermore, Iowa battleships have a 3x3 main gun configuration versus the 4x2 layout of the West Virginia. Also, the West Virginia did not have the WWII-era bridge and masts found on newer U.S. battleships until reconstruction was finished in 1943.
In the film, the P-40N model of the P-40 Warhawk U.S. fighter aircraft is shown. However, the 'N' model of the P-40 was not available to the United States until 1943.
In reality, Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, although he planned the attack, was not present on any of the carriers that bombed Pearl Harbor. He was aboard the battleship Nagato in Tokyo Bay, where he heard reports of the attack and supposedly made his famous "sleeping giant" statement.
Yamamoto's "Sleeping Giant" quote is not only mis-quoted (In the film, he says "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant" when the full version is "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.") but almost certainly an invention by the screenwriter of Tora! Tora! Tora! Larry Forrester. Neither he, the director nor producer of that movie could produce the documents to support the claim. Pearl Harbor screenwriter Randall Wallace readily admits he took the line from the earlier film.
P-40 and Zero fighters are shown doing tight maneuvers and incredibly dangerous stunts, almost like X-Wing fighters from Star Wars. Neither plane was that nimble, although the Zero was the most feared fighter of the Pacific War until the F6F Hellcat debuted in 1943.
Dorie Miller's actions during the battle are altered. In the film, Miller comforts Captain Mervyn S. Bennion and is with him when he dies. Miller then delivers the captain's last orders to the ship's executive officer and then mans a machine gun. In reality, Miller helped move Bennion to a safer location. Bennion continued to direct the battle until he died of his wounds just before the ship was abandoned. Miller is credited with shooting down two enemy planes.
The USS Texas doubles for the USS West Virginia during the sequences featuring Dorie Miller. The Texas is considerably different in design than the ship she portrays, most notably lacking the 'cage' masts that distinguished West Virginia and California-class battleships. During these sequences, the West Virginia appears moored by herself, but in reality the battleship Tennessee was moored inboard (between the West Virginia and Ford Island) at the time of the attack.
In the attack, a sailor is shown jumping clear of a falling Battleship "tripod" main mast. No Battleship lost a tripod mast in such a manner. Not even with the sinking of the USS Oklahoma, which capsized, did a mast fall in such a way as shown in the film.
In the film, Dorie Miller is shown firing a twin Browning M2 Air Cooled 50 caliber machine gun. In reality, the .50 caliber machine guns found on the USS West Virginia were water-cooled with a large water cylinder around the barrel for cooling in a similar manner to the .303 Vickers Heavy machine gun.
Doolittle Raid sequences:
In preparation for the attack, Doolittle (Baldwin) is show training the pilots on land in a flat, sparsely wooded valley near mountains somewhere in the American Southwest. The actual training was done at the airfield known today as Columbia Metropolitian Airport in West Columbia, South Carolina. It is a far more verdant and mountainless area in the state's "Piedmont" topography. In fact, it continued to be training site for B-25 crews during the war which would use islands in the nearby Lake Murray for target practice. A crashed B-25 was recovered from the lake in the 1990's, restored and is now on display in the state museum.
Several shots of the USS Hornet aircraft carrier depicted it as having an angled flight deck, a technology that was not implemented until after the war. However, in every other respect the ship, portrayed by the USS Lexington, is acurate, and even of the same Lineiage, the Essex class. The Japanese carriers are portrayed more correctly by comparison—a few of them did have their bridge/conning tower superstructure on port side rather than the more common starboard configuration.
Affleck and Hartnett's characters are shown taking part in the Doolittle bombing raid over Tokyo in which, as fighter pilots, they would not have been allowed to participate.
The B-25 Mitchells shown participating in the Raid are "J"-models, when the models used in the actual Raid were "B"-models.
Several crewmen on Affleck and Harnett's B-25's are killed in the firefight with the Japanese, including Harnett's character. In fact, no members of the raid were killed in this manner. Three airmen died in the crash landings in China, three were later executed as POWs by their Japanese captors, and one died of starvation in captivity. (Four other POWs were recovered alive near the end of the war).
Other inaccuracies:
Mitchel Field is incorrectly spelled "Mitchell Field."
Despite Long Island's flat, level surface, mountains are visible in the flying shots over Long Island.
Navy Nurse Betty claims to be 17 years old and that she has cheated with her age to be accepted, but Navy Nurses were required to be registered nurses to join the Navy Nurse Corps, which meant three years of prior training and passing a state board examination, very unlikely qualifications for any seventeen year old. The minimum age to join the Navy Nurse Corps was 22.
President Roosevelt is seen rising from his wheelchair to inspire his staff after the attack. There is no record of him having done - or even being capable of - this in real life.
The observation car seen in the train station was made for the California Zephyr, which did not appear until after WWII.
The sequence where Josh Hartnett's and Ben Affleck's characters 'play chicken' with their P-40's at the U.S. airbase is cited in the film as taking place in late 1941. This is prior to Affleck's departure to the UK to join Eagle Squadron in time for the Battle of Britain. There is no error here. Although the "Battle of Britain" (proper) took place from July through October, 1940, a lesser air battle continued thereafter. The first Eagle Squadron was formed in September 1940. Eventually, there were three Eagle Squadrons, right up until the U.S. entered the war (virtually the same timing as the Flying Tigers in China).
The Queen Mary is seen in New York Harbor in full Cunard colours. It is more likely that she would have been painted gray and would have served in war duties as either a troopship or hospital vessel. By late 1940, the Queen Mary was on her way to Sydney to be fitted out as a troopship.
The radar monitors shown in Pearl Harbor are of the more modern type which show the rotation of a dish. This type of radar was not in use at the time.
In a wide-angle shot, the distinct outline of a U.S. Kitty Hawk class aircraft carrier can be made out, the first of which was not commissioned until 1961. In the same shot, the sail of a modern submarine can be easily made out.
There is no reason that U.S. Navy nurses would be assessing whether pilot candidates in the U.S. Army Air Corps are fit to fly. It is reasonable to assume that the Army would use its own medical staff.
Doris Miller is shown receiving his Navy Cross on the deck of a battleship. He actually received his medal in a ceremony aboard an aircraft carrier, the USS Enterprise, shortly before the Battle of Midway.
Prior to the attack, Admiral Yamamoto turns a Japanese calendar to Sunday December 7 to make note of the date of the operation. In reality, when the attack started at 6:37 am Hawaii time, it was 1:37 am on Monday December 8 in Japan. The date December 7 was used because it is noted by Americans as the date of the attack. The Japanese version shows Yamamoto making note of the December 8 as the operation date.
The dollar bill with the overprint of Hawaii, did not come out until the summer of 1942.
During the panning shot of the fleet just before the Doolittle raid, a Burke Class Destroyer is visible in the back. These ships did not come into service until 1991.
Yamamoto in real life is missing 2 fingers. In the movie he has all fingers.

In the News......

2007-03-31T16:48:00.000-05:00

Alec Baldwin to help foot college bill for Arizona soldier

USA Today, March 31, 2007

By Amanda Lee Myers, Associated Press Writer
PHOENIX — Actor Alec Baldwin was so moved by the story of an 18-year-old Army soldier who is scheduled to serve in Iraq, he's going to help pay for her college education after she leaves the military.

The only stipulation is that if the Republicans win in '08, she has to move to Europe with Baldwin. No, really this time. Alec means it. Really.....

The Baldwin Brothers

Drunky, Whoey, Lucifer, and Alec

Bright Eyes frontman taking care of business

2007-03-27T17:29:00.000-05:00

By Bill Werde March 27, 2007 Yahoo News
OMAHA, Nebraska (Billboard) - Conor Oberst sits in a dive bar, pulling on Winston Lights and throwing back intermittent gulps from a beer bottle.

This isn't the downtown New York- or Los Angeles-variety "dive" with the beautiful people and the perfectly curated juke box. This is the suburban Omaha sort, where a handful of pear-shaped, geriatric regulars sit drinking, solo, at two in the afternoon, mumbling conversations to themselves. The juke box plays only AC/DC.
Oberst, better-known as Bright Eyes, is here -- away from his handlers, bandmates and friends that dot .......................................OMG!!!!! There are 2,115 words in this story about Conor Oberst!!! The worst Everything of all time. Look at him:

Not only do you want to beat him up, you have. The devil has Bright Eyes......

New Greatest Song of All Time

2007-03-22T16:06:00.000-05:00

My Idea Of Fun

http://www.myspace.com/iggyandthestooges

WIN A DATE WITH A DREAMY STOOGE!!

Two VERY guilty pleasures..

2007-03-22T15:38:00.000-05:00

Shooz by Styx

Hey Kids, its J.T.! 3rd from Left! HeyJ.T.!!

Give me Your Money Please by BTO

from Teenbeat, 1973 "Who's the Hunkiest Overdrive?"

Questions raised by the Kevin Bacon/Michael Jorden Hanes commercial

2007-03-22T14:17:00.000-05:00

1. Are they living together?

2. If so, is it proper roommate to grab airbound grapes?

3. Does Kyra know?

4. Why is everything so damn white?

5. Do those Dodgeball guys in the other Hanes commercial live their?

6. Does Matthew Perry still live their?

7. Who has a red guitar, and is Bacon still trying to fool us with that music thing?

8. And does the other Bacon Brother live their, along with Matthew Perry?

9. Are they saying they are.......you know........??????

10. Is John Amaechi involved somehow?

11. But most of all, in the end, who the hell puts Hanes commercial on You Tube!!!!!!????? And pictures of Hanes commercial on websites!!!!

Remember: A #1 country album is still a country album

2007-03-21T17:43:00.000-05:00

Gretchen Wilson (real) Tour dates!

Gretchen Wilson (left) with husband Rich

04.12.07
Cow Palace San Francisco, CA
04.13.07
Quechan Paradise Casino Yuma, AZ
04.14.07
Country Thunder Florence, AZ
05.24.07
Country Thunder Waxahachie, TX
06.02.07
Wild Adventures Theme ParkValdosta, GA
06.02.07
Wild Adventures Theme Park Valdosta,PA
06.03.07
Patriotic Festival Virginia Beach, VA
06.08.07
Winstock FestivalMinneapolis, With Chopper, The World's Nuttiest DJ!
06.21.07
Fallsview Casino Niagara Falls,
06.23.07
Country Fest Farwell, MN
06.24.07
Country Fest Cadott, WI

Let's Meet....

2007-03-21T17:28:00.000-05:00

The World's Nuttiest D.J.!!

According to his website http://www.chopperdj.com/index.html

"I have many different customs and hundreds of Hats!"
"I can get people to laugh and dance no matter what I wear. "
"I can perform in a tux (or possibly start out that way) or polka dots;"

Chopper has appeared with these celebrities:Paul Revere and the Raiders Flash Cadillac and the Continenta Kids Jan & Dean Del Shannon Tommy Roe Foghat Molly Hatchelt The Buckinghams High Noon Crossfire The Bellamy Brothers Shelly West David Fercell The White Sidewalls Lamont Cranston Slave Raider

He will also be at Winstock, 2007!!!

Cowell says he's bigger than Springsteen

2007-03-16T10:17:00.000-05:00

3/15/2007 6:19 PM, AP

Simon Cowell says he's bigger than The Boss. In an interview to air Sunday on CBS' "60 Minutes," the "American Idol" judge says he's worth five times more to Sony BMG than Bruce Springsteen

"I sell more records than Bruce Springsteen, sure," Cowell says of the 57-year-old rocker, who signed a contract that was reported to be in the neighborhood of $100 million.

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Let's Compare

Simon Cowell's albums:

Curiosity Killed the Cat
Sonia
5ive,
Westlife
Robson & Jerome.
The wrestlers of the World Wrestling Federation
Zig and Zag (puppets)
The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers,
Il Divo
Angelis
'The Teletubbies'
Gareth Gates
Journey South
Bianca Ryan
Sinitta
Will Young

Bruce Springsteen Albums:

Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. The Wild, the Innocent and the E Street Shuffle Born to Run Darkness on the Edge of Town The River Nebraska Born in the U.S.A. Tunnel of Love Human Touch Lucky Town The Ghost of Tom Joad The Rising Devils & Dust We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions
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A tie? Cowell does have Sinitta. Whatever that is......

The best of Collections of Poco

2007-03-13T16:08:00.000-05:00

1975 The Very Best of Poco
1979 Poco: The Songs of Paul Cotton
1980 Poco: The Songs of Richie Furay
1980 The Best Of
1982 Backtracks
1989 Crazy Loving: The Best of Poco 1975-1982
1990 Retrospective
1990 The Forgotten Trail (1969-74)
1995 Ghost Town/Inamorata
1996 On The Country Side
1997 The Essential Collection (1975-1982)
1998 The Ultimate Collection 69-89
1999 The Very Best Of Poco
2000 20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: The Best of Poco
2001 Take Two
2002 The Very Best Of Poco
2002 From The Inside/A Good Feelin’ To Know
2004 Pickin' Up the Pieces/Poco
2005 The Essential Poco
2006 Gold
2006 Best Of Poco Live
2006 Seven/Cantamos

That would be 22 greatest hits albums. For Poco.

Led Zeppelin has two.

New Greatest Song of All time

2007-03-13T16:00:00.000-05:00

Peter Bjorn And John

Lets Call It Off

http://www.myspace.com/peterbjornandjohn

Best Guilty Pleasure Song of the week

Call It Love

by Poco

25 years March 5th, 2007

2007-03-02T15:33:00.000-06:00

NOW I get Dane Cook....

2007-03-02T11:51:00.000-06:00

From Wikipedia:

Cook utilizes a unique slang vocabulary to match his talkative manner. For example: A bad relationship is a "Relationshit", Wallgreens is "The Wall," and a sandwich is a "sangwich". Similarly, he uses such acronyms as BAMF and SUFI, which are short for "Bad Ass Mother F**ker" and "SUperFInger." He

also shortens words to keep the same meaning. He has even been known to completely change words, like saying "Concernicus" instead of concerned, and "Chicken Sangwich" instead of Chicken Sandwich.

So Cook even rips off Bud Abbott? And not only does he say "Sangwich" but "Chicken Sangwich."

Olympian Gardner survives small plane crash

2007-02-26T12:40:00.000-06:00

LAKE CITY - Olympic wrestling champion Rulon Gardner survived a plane crash over the weekend on the Utah-Arizona border.
Gardner and two Utah brothers were rescued by a fisherman Sunday after swimming more than an hour in 44-degree water and spending the night without shelter

Meanwhile I walked a block to the store complaining in a snowstorm to buy a 12 pack of Coke. AND had to carry it back.....a block.

2007-02-24T12:02:00.000-06:00

" .........You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them. It was one of the few times Andre got drunk enough to pass out, which he did in a hallway at his hotel. His companions, quite drunk themselves, couldn’t move the big man. Fearing trouble with cops, they stole a piano cover from the lounge and draped it over Andre’s inert form. He slept peacefully until morning, unmolested by anyone. Perhaps the hotel people thought he was a piece of furniture.

Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. That’s a beer every three minutes, non stop. That’s beyond epic. It’s beyond the ken of mortal men. It’s god-like. ......"

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/index.html

Chris Gaines Update!

2007-02-23T14:33:00.000-06:00

Two Chris Gaine's! Dare to Dream People!

According to http://www.planetgarth.com/chrisgaines/
We'll get to know Chris more over the next few months as we prepare for the Winter 2000, release of The Lamb (!)
As of February 2001 The Lamb was in pre-production, and could possibily be released to theaters in late 2001 or 2002. (!)
I'm buying my tickets now! Or, I guess, then?!?!???!

Obvious News......

2007-02-23T13:14:00.000-06:00

Van Halen: Like there’s no tomorrow
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 by Chris Riemenschneider Star Tribune

A planned reunion of the Roth-fronted Van Halen — set to be the biggest tour of the summer (sorry, Police) — has been delayed indefinitely.

(l to r) Should be Michael, Ziamond Dave, the Drummer, The Crypt Keeper

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GN'R scraps new album release date again

Rueters Feb 22, 2007

Corn rose

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`The Producers' to end run in April

Yahoo, Feb 22, 2007
The New York production currently stars
Tony Danza as Max and Hunter Foster as Leo.

Tony Bialystock

New Worst tattoo ideas ever.

2007-02-20T15:11:00.000-06:00

Original Guns N' Roses to reform?

2007-02-20T14:59:00.000-06:00

Slash's Ju Ju Racketeers Road Crew?

02/20/2007 3:00 PM, Yahoo! MusicDotmusic

The seminal Guns N' Roses lineup is edging closer to reforming, according to original drummer Steven Adler.
Adler is understood to have recently reconciled with singer Axl Rose, prompting suggestions that the band might get back together.

Could this mean the end of 'Izzy Stradlin and the Ju Ju Hounds'? How about 'Mad for the Racket' or 'The Racketeers'? And would this mean the end of 'Slash's Snakepit'? And would 'Road Crew' ever make 10's of people happy? And if the make another Hulk movie, who can do better then 'Velvet Underground'?

Guns N' Roses? No thank you. It just not worth it.

Correction in Feb. 23, 2007 Entertainment Weekly

2007-02-19T12:55:00.000-06:00

In question 2 of EW's Pop culture Personality test, Patrick Warburton actually chose Cheech. In question 4, we meant Kate Jackson (Spotlight).

David Crosby ill, Crosby-Nash tour postponed

2007-02-19T12:43:00.000-06:00

Fit as a fiddle! (David Crosby seen here with an Oak Ridge Boy) Feb 17, Reuters

David Crosby and Graham Nash, members of one of the top rock groups of the 1960s and 1970s, have postponed a U.S. tour due to Crosby's ill health, a representative said.
"The action was taken because of medical issues that have arisen for member David Crosby," the Web site http://crosbynash.com said in a posting on Friday which did not specify Crosby's illness.
So to the nobody that knew about this tour, the tickets will be refunded. Again, to everybody that didn't know about this tour which is everybody on the planet, tickets will be refunded, but to no one since nobody knew about the tour.

2007-02-16T13:26:00.000-06:00

Clues

Peanut shells in my hairtip me off

that I’ve recently been on a bar floor.

The odor from my mustache clues me inthat there was vomiting in my recent past.

For the love of Pete, I hope it was mine.

The pain in my arm, ass, and side insinuates that I’ve been forcibly ejected from somewhere.

The gravel imbedded in my cheek might well mean that I’ve had better landings.

For f***’s sake, I hope I had fun.

—Seamus Dundee

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/

Franken's first issue: universal health care

2007-02-15T13:06:00.000-06:00

Look how serious I am!

Comedian-turned-politician Al Franken used his first campaign event today in Minneapolis to proclaim his support for universal health coverage.

"I don't think it will cost us any more. I think it will be cheaper," Franken said.

"I also, um, think that if criminals are off the street, there may be, I think, less crime. I think........"

Meanwhile Tom Davis has been murdered to keep his mouth shut.

Al Franken says he's running for U.S. Senate

2007-02-14T18:14:00.000-06:00

A Big Fat Idiot. (Who also I think killed Phil Hartman.)

Pioneer Press 2/14/2007
Starting today, funny man (!?) Al Franken begins his bid to be taken seriously as a Democratic U.S. Senate candidate.
"I'm not a typical politician. I've spent my career as a comedian. Minnesotans have a right to be skeptical about whether I'm ready for this challenge," Franken said..
"I want you to know: Nothing means more to me than making government work better for the working families of the state, and over the next 20 months I look forward to proving to you that I take these issues seriously."

20 Months. And 167 days until I move from Minnesota. Thank you Al for giving me time. Oh by the way, nice Air America. That's going well.

John Amaechi, who played at Penn State and for five seasons in the NBA, will announce he is gay in an upcoming book.

2007-02-07T13:41:00.000-06:00

Esera Tuaolo, Roy Simmons, Dave Kopay, Jerry Smith, Glenn Burke, and Billy Bean called.

Said wasn't such a good idea.

My favorite picture. Ever.

2007-02-06T23:28:00.000-06:00

Time to meet another American Hero!

2007-02-06T23:09:00.000-06:00

Lisa M. Nowak (CAPTAIN, USN)NASA Astronaut
PERSONAL DATA: Born May 10, 1963, in Washington, D.C. Married, with three children. Lisa enjoys bicycling, running, skeet, sailing, gourmet cooking, rubber stamps, crossword puzzles, piano, and African violets. As an undergraduate she competed on the track team. Her parents, Alfredo and Jane Caputo, reside in Rockville, Maryland.
EDUCATION: Graduated from C.W. Woodward High School, Rockville, Maryland, in 1981; received a bachelor of science degree in aerospace engineering from the U.S. Naval Academy in 1985; a master of science degree in aeronautical engineering and a degree of aeronautical and astronautical engineer from the U.S. Naval Postgraduate School, both in 1992.
ORGANIZATIONS: American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics; U.S. Naval Academy Alumni Association; Tau Beta Pi Engineering Society.
AWARDS: Defense Meritorious Service Medal, Navy Commendation Medal; Navy Achievement Medal; various other service awards.

Way to go Lisa!!!! From the staff of RevHud!!!

Things that may sound like I'm racist, but I'm really not...

2007-02-06T22:59:00.000-06:00

1. The only good Reggae ever was done by punks. (The Clash, Patti Smith)

2. The greatest Blues guitarist are skinny British white guys (Clapton, Beck, Page)

See, not so bad! And I didn't even mention how the Beastie's are the greatest rappers!

Oprah Winfrey selects Sidney Poitier's "Measure of a Man"

2007-01-26T16:31:00.000-06:00

Startling revelations showing Oprah did not read book first

1. Believes Gayle King caused Katrina.
2. Thought "once in a lifetime dinner party" Oprah hosted was going to be mad orgy.
3. Believes Gayle King caused "Ghost Dad"
4. The "Measure of a Man" is specific.
5. Loves the band Yaz (Note: Oprahs view on Yaz not clear.)
6. Thinks Stedman Graham is a damn fool and hates his Stedman ass.
7. The good that Oprah has done will never, NEVER forgive "Beloved."
8. Like Frey he ripped off every story used in the book from James Coco.

Homeless brought to see 'Happyness'

2007-01-26T11:21:00.001-06:00

Associated Press 1-25-07
WASHINGTON - About 100 homeless people were guests of the mayor's office Thursday for a screening of "The Pursuit of Happyness," the real-life story of a homeless man who worked his way to becoming a millionaire.
The crowd was smiling as they came out of the screening at the theater that had donated the time and space.
"Everybody here not only has a story, but they have gifts and skills," said Afafa Speeks, a 52-year-old homeless woman as she climbed back into her refrigerator box. "I think I have problems, but Will Smith had to remember all those lines!"
"The part I liked the best is at the end when he achieved his goal," said Marlin Dowson, a 42-year-old father as he defecated on the sidewalk. "I'm so glad Will Smith has showed us how we failed. Are you going to eat that crust?"
Still, Moses Alexander Greene, the spokesman for the mayor's community relations office, said: "Hope belongs to everyone. Now get the hoses,"
Will Smith could not be reached for comment through his Limos tinted glass.

New favorite band names of all time

2005-10-13T13:09:00.000-05:00

THE PEANUT BUTTER CONSPIRACY

http://www.peanutbutterconspiracy.com/

THE FIVE DAY WEEK STRAW PEOPLE
http://www.angelair.force9.co.uk/sjpcd059.htm

The chocolate Watch Band

http://www.acerecords.co.uk/content.php?page_id=59&release=1440

And perhaps the Greatest of All, and a real Band

THE SHITTY BEATLES

Listen to http://www.techwebsound.com/

Rapper Run Selling His New Jersey Home

2005-10-13T13:05:00.000-05:00

10/13/2005 10:34 AM, APYou can have the run of the house owned by Run of Run DMC. That is, if you have an extra $5 million or so lying around.
The rapper has put his mansion in Saddle River, N.J., up for sale.

OK, Say it with me now.....

Who's House? RUN's HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

Thoughts at my job on my last two weeks here...

2005-10-12T13:30:00.000-05:00

1. Dane Cook is not funny.

2. I've also grown to hate Jon Stewart. I don't know why.

3. What was the bionic dog's name?

4. God, I could care less about this women's problem who has called me now NINE times.

5. I should look at new jobs...... tomorrow.

6. Man Toto rules!

7. I should call in sick on Monday.

8. I will call in sick Monday.

9. Max!!!!!!

I have been reminded

2005-10-06T12:13:00.000-05:00

OK, forget Mike Myers as Keith moon.

Robert Downey Jr.!!!!!!

Great actor, same past, and damn if they don't look alike!!!

Actor, Comedian Nipsey Russell Dies at 80

2005-10-04T11:40:00.000-05:00

The opposite of pro is con;
That fact is clearly seen;
If progress means move forward,
Then what does Congress mean?
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Being on Match Game is Keen
And my trip on the Love Boat should be seen
But dying is a bad place to been
Da da dee, whatever the hell else you want to put in it.

Myers 'to play' Who's Keith Moon

2005-09-30T13:48:00.000-05:00

"Austin Powers actor Mike Myers is to play The Who's Keith Moon in a film about the late drummer, according to Variety trade newspaper. " BBC News 9/30/2005

And this is the history of Keith Moon that they give:
"Moon shared a house in Los Angeles with John Lennon and Ringo Starr, and was close friends with T-Rex's Marc Bolan.
His frenzied drumming was said to be the inspiration for the Muppets character Animal."

Oh, by the way BBC, he was also the greatest f*#&ing rock drummer ever.

Thoughts after watching TV all day, Saturday, September 23rd, 2005

2005-09-27T11:36:00.000-05:00

1. Black women on sitcoms sure love Billy Dee Williams (227, Good Times, The Jeffersons)

2. The special effects on Terminator 2 pretty much suck now.

3. My Big, Fat Greek Wedding pretty much always sucked.

4. Not all Johnny Depp movies are good. (Dead Man)

5. Not all Hitchcock movies are great (The Man Who Knew Too Much)

6. I love Billy Dee Williams

7. White walls are boring (My apartment)

8. Its sad when a TV movie with Jamie Farr is the best thing you see all day including a movie about Evil Knieval. (??????????)

The Dark side of the internet...

2005-09-23T12:00:00.000-05:00

http://www.baconbros.com/

Just Sick, sick stuff

http://www.jimbelushi.ws/

Is there a God that would allow this?

http://www.brucewillis.com/

Wasn't 'Hostage' Enough Bruce? Just sick.....

Even More Postings from michaelbay.com

2005-09-14T13:09:00.000-05:00

FilmJunkie1982..... " but anyways I lately developed interest that Bay is taking on Transformers, I mean it can be cool coming from Bays world." (RevHud Note: Called Hell)
Armageddonit..... Armageddonit sez . . . do PAIN AND GAIN or GRAND THEFT AUTO (...or if you feel really daring, TRON or a western!)
Miami Pete..... Michael Bay fans: please read "Pain & Gain." my name is Pete Collins. i wrote it......Summary of Pain & Gain: Bodybuilders and personal trainers working in the fading Sun Gym hatch a "foolproof scheme" to kidnap, torture, and extort money, waterfront mansions, and yachts from gym clients and other wealthy folks whom they meet.....Hey: What about Platinum Dunes?

Pictures I did not draw

2005-09-14T13:00:00.000-05:00

Tony Orlando's rules of love

2005-09-08T10:21:00.000-05:00

First:
Pull string with the note that's attached to my heart.

Then:
Knock Three Times On The Ceiling: This is if you want me. Again if you want me. And please use a OCHA approved ladder to get to said ceiling.
Again, knock, knock, knock means you want me, and that you'll meet me in the hallway.

Twice in the Pipe: This is of the answer is no. So if the answer is no, I will still ask that you clink, clink means you ain't going to show. While you may find it strange to reply to me even though you are not interested, a reply would be appreciated as I may check the hallway anyway without the knock, knock, knock on the ceiling.

Oh, and I love you.

Next: Send a message with Ribbon Tying!!

Thought's after seeing Green Day's video for "Wake Me Up When September"

2005-08-26T15:39:00.000-05:00

" Wow. Green Day woke me up. I have never been MORE anti-Green Day."
" I guess country artists aren't the only folk who make crappy, talking videos"
" I can't wait to run into the next person who uses the words "Green Day" and "punk" in the same sentence. I'll beat them silly!"
" I'm glad they show the horror of war by showing men getting haircuts for a minute."
" I haven't seen such video acting since the great Travis Tritt video trilogy."
" Green Day really speak to me. Right now I hear "We're crap!"

Note: This may or not be Green Day. I don't care.

Eddie Rabbits Steps of Love.

2005-08-26T13:56:00.000-05:00

First step: Ask her out and treat her like a lady

Second step:Tell her she's the one you're dreaming of

Third step:Take her in your arms and never let her go.

Don't you know step by step? Step by step? You'll win her love!
Next week: Thought's on Rainy Nights.

Thoughts after seeing "Supercross: The Movie"

2005-08-24T09:30:00.000-05:00

" Man, that is a lot of Supercross!"
" WOW! Look at them Supercrossing!"
" Finally, a film about Supercross! Yeah!"
" I should get me a bike and Supercross!"
" Who needs a plot, or actors, or thinking when you have Supercross!"
" This is some boss Supercross! Fanna fanna fee foss!"

" Supercross will do for Rick Johnson what The Cutting Edge did for that person. "
" I am so aware of the sport of Supercross now! Supercross damnit! "
" Oscar! Supercross this of the list of contenders."

Your #1 D21C.......errrrrrrr.....Riders On The Storm info Blog

2005-08-23T15:19:00.000-05:00

August 21, 2005
"Ray and Robby's group (formerly D21C) is now officially called 'Riders on the Storm'!"

Other possible names
The Morrison MoneyTrain Brigade
That Ass Densmore
The Other Voice Duet
The Full Circle....Duet
The Rockfest Regulars
The Dours
The Cult II

Overheard by the band at the recording of Barbara Streisands new album "Guilty Pleasures"

2005-08-23T12:45:00.000-05:00

"This sucks"
"Jesus, the election was last year, get over it!"
"I played with Jimmy Page. JIMMY PAGE!"
"Barry Gibb still has that beard!"
"Who's Barry Gibb?"
"Did you know she had a tail?"
"I don't need heroin THIS bad."
"Barry frickin' Gibb? Was Don McLean busy?"
"Yes, playing on this album DOES make you gay."

Guilty Pleasures. Available September 20, 2005

Worst Tattoo Idea Ever

2005-08-23T12:10:00.000-05:00

10 Celebrities mentioned in a Minneapolis Star Tribune Gossip column, August 23, 2005

2005-08-23T11:32:00.000-05:00

1. George Osmond
2.Lou Ferrigno
3. Sam Moore
4. Norm Crosby
5. Mickey Rooney
6. Leslie Nielsen
7./8. Selma and Army Archard
9. Bill Mack (?)
10. Marion Ross

http://www.startribune.com/

Lies of the Sea-Monkeys comic book ad

2005-08-23T09:55:00.000-05:00

1. Enter the WONDERFUL WORLD Of Amazing LIVE.......
Truth: Things have been hell since the children.
2. Own a BOWLFULL OF HAPPINESS...
Truth: Happiness is a dream I had before we met.
3. SO EAGER TO PLEASE.....
Truth: Maybe for the first year, the only thing that pleases you now is your drinking
4. your AMAZING Sea-Monkeys actually COME TO LIFE!
Truth: When is your heart going to come to life you cold, cold bitch!
5. Even a six-year old can do so without help.
Truth: You wanted children. I just want my life back.
6. Caricatures shown not intended to depict Artemia salina
Truth: Actually this is true. And I hate you.

Michaelbay.com postings update

2005-08-19T14:05:00.000-05:00

Anyone else hooked on listening to The Island soundtrack? Ever since I got it in, I listen to it at work and at home.......

I honestly believe there are people out there who just hate Bay no matter what he does. The very sight of his name gives them the shakes. Critics can't digest his success, espceially when every move of his which they tear apart in their reviews, ends up grossing millions..........

Most critics are older guys, and hence, didn't grow up on the work of Michael Bay. To put it simply; they just don't get it. Their commercial filmmakers are Spielberg and Lucas.....Oh well, to each his own. Michael's going to continue making cool films that people love no matter what the critics say.........

I dont think Team America helped any.......

Maybe you're not the right people to ask, but do you have any idea what some people mean when they call Michael "the devil"?.......

Michael Bay.....I will watch every movie you make but go with a reputable producer like Jerry and you'll bring box office gold without people pointing fingers at others.......

Wal-Mart Inks Multi-Year Pact With Garth Brooks

2005-08-19T12:36:00.000-05:00

Friday, August 19, 2005 Melinda Newman - Billboard.
Garth Brooks has signed a multi-year, exclusive pact with Wal-Mart making the retailer and its Sam's Clubs and walmart.com outlets the only places where his music will be commercially available.

Postings on PlanetGarth.com

Vanessa: this is dang near GARTHtastic!! I love having Walmart 30 minutes from me! woooofreakinhoooo!

Teresa (who is counting to 7 and tryin to calm down): OHMYGARTH!OHMYGARTH!!OHHHHMYYYYYYYGARTHHHHHH!!!!SOMEONE CALL 777 CAUSE THIS GIRL NEEDS SOME GPR AND I MEAN NOW!!!!PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED MATERIAL?!YALL I'M DOING BACKFLIPS IN BAMA RIGHT BOUT NOW!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOFRICKINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!!I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!

Amber: I am sorry to see Garth sign an exclusive deal with Wal-mart since I do not shop at Wal-mart.

Joyce: What is wrong with you people???? HOW can you NOT shop at WalMart?????My name is Joyce, and I'm a WalMart addict!

???????: I Love You Garth Brooks
Again, thank-you for this incredible gift. I am besides myself with joy in this marriage. You were faithful even when I was not. Now, you got me for life.

RevHud NOTE: Chris Gaines also signed an exclusive deal with Goodwill.

Your #1 D21C info blog

2005-08-19T12:21:00.000-05:00

D21C!

From left to right, Ray Manzarek, Ian Astbury, Freddy Kruger

List of Greatest Marimba Solos of All-time in Rock

2005-08-17T10:39:00.000-05:00

1. Moonlight Feels Right - Bruce Blackman (Starbuck)

We need you now....... (from Just thunkin')

2005-08-12T14:54:00.000-05:00

Friday, 22 August 2003
Let me get serious for a moment. Man things are tough. With everything thats going on, we need a person to help us out. A person to help us mend when we are broken, a person to ease our pain when we hurt too much. A person who voices everything we are thinking in perfect detail.

We need you now Chris Gaines.

You came and went so quickly, like a bad idea going through a brain stem, or a record label. You promised to heal us with a Motion Picture, but yet we didn't even get a straight to video release. And the summer of "White Flag", "Snow In July", and "Digging For Gold" playing on every radio everywhere sure kept the peace whenever that year was. Oh I see, you make one perfect album that was so successful and you just drop us, like Jerry Lewis dropping a bunch of pans that go BING BANG BOOM!!!!!.

Come on back, Chris Gaines, and rescue us one more.

Oh, and Garth Brooks? I hope you smash a guitar and a piece goes through your jugular you waste of a pig!!!!
Thanks for listenin'

First Silvio, now this....The coolest person in the world

2005-08-12T11:33:00.000-05:00

Rolling Stone Daily 8.12.2005

VAN ZANDT WILL PAY FOR CBGB
STEVEN VAN ZANDT of the E STREET BAND has offered his support to save famed New York club CBGB from closure. Van Zandt proposed a deal to the Bowery Residents' Committee, a nonprofit homeless organization and CBGB's landlord, in which he would serve as a third-party guarantor for the historic punk venue and plan an annual benefit concert for the homeless. He also suggested a more "reasonable" rent increase than the 200-percent increase the Committee is now seeking. "Let us go back to making rock & roll," Van Zandt told Rolling Stone, recalling his conversation with the Committee, "and you go back to helping the homeless." Despite a ruling Wednesday by a Manhattan judge dubbing CBGB a "landmark" and stating that the club does not owe back rent, CBGB's lease expires August 31st. Van Zandt is awaiting a response to his proposal.

Amazing: I actually learned some NEWS from Rolling Stone! That hasn't happened since Ellen came out...... Sorry, wrong mag.

W.T.B.

2005-08-10T13:45:00.000-05:00

The first season of 'Who's The Boss' is on DVD. Who's the Boss. Who's The Freakin' Boss. The show with Tony Danza. WHO'S THE BOSS!!!! Goddamn Who the Goddamn Boss!!!! Do You Understand?!?!??!

(from Just Thunkin)

Highlight from my old blog "Just Thunkin' "

2005-08-10T11:58:00.000-05:00

Actual Groceries I bought September 26th, 2003

A 6 pack of Busch beer
Another 6 pack of Busch Beer (they have weird beer laws here)
A Tombstone Supreme Frozen Pizza
A Tombstone Sausage Frozen Pizza
A can of Kodiak Chewing tobacco (This is part of my Uncle Buck Plan to quit smoking)
A giant size Baby Ruth
And for dessert: A giant size Butterfinger.

********** What the hell was I thinking? A Baby Ruth!

A Hushed and Waiting World gets it answer......

2005-08-10T11:40:00.000-05:00

posted on http://www.fanasylum.com/steveperry/index.shtml

From Steve Perry:
June 30, 2005
Dear Fans;
It's been brought to my attention that Fan Asylum has been hit by hundreds of e-mails all trying to get a REAL answer to a rumor that has been circulated. As I said back in February 3, 2005:
"The band may be jamming this summer with "X" members, but I will not be one of them."

I was hoping that my February 3rd statement would clear any confusion in this area but due to these e-mails, I decided to again post my original statement.
Question: Is there any truth to the new rumor that you and the band are getting back together this summer when Journey is on the road ?
SP: No, there is NO truth to that rumor. As of May 8, 1998, I'm no longer legally a member of Journey. The band may be jamming this summer with "X" members, but I will not be one of them.

All the best to you and yours in this warm and sexy summer.
Love ya........Steve Perry

Note: A sexy summer?

List of Greatest Tambourine Solos of All-Time In Rock

2005-08-03T13:47:00.000-05:00

1. Green Tambourine -R.G.Nave(Lemon Pipers)

Amazon.com Sales Rank:

2005-08-03T10:46:00.000-05:00

Girl You Know It's True by Milli Vanilli #6,642 in music
Arsenio Hall (Hardcover) by Norman King #1,982,025 in Books
Going Ape! (1981) starring Tony Danza #18,995 in Video
Chairman of the Board (1998) Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson: #17,107 in DVD
In...The Life of Chris Gaines by Garth Brooks #13,932 in Music
Chris Gaines / Greatest Hits (Mass Market Paperback) by Chris Gaines (Recorder) #2,048,341 in books

'New' country lyrics I could not make up

2005-08-03T09:50:00.000-05:00

......My give a damn's busted (*ha ha) My give a damn's busted Honey trust me My give a damn's busted yeahhh ... OOOH ......
........I stroll to the end of the drive, Pick up the Sunday Times, grab my coffee cup. It looks like Sally an' Ron, finally tied the knot, Well, it's about time. It's 35 cents off a ground round, Baby. cut that coupon out!......
.........I wanna honor your mother I wanna learn from your pa I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw.......
..........Well ask anybody I'm a pretty good guy And the looks decent wagon didn't pass me by.....
..........If heaven was a pie, it'd be cherry Cool and sweet and heavy on your tongue And just one bite would satisfy your hunger And there'd always be enough for everyone .....
.......I like to get down with my boys In Afghanistan and Baghdad City too Son, I'm a red, white and blue blood Graduate of Honky Tonk U........
........We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives We follow the roads that lead us To drugs or Jesus.........

Latest news on band sites

2005-08-01T12:56:00.001-05:00

www.europetheband.com 7.8.2005
Message from Joey:Thank you for your concern. I am doing fine and so are the people around me. It's been a strange and difficult time. Although people here are very defiant and don't want anything like this to change their way of life, it will take a long time to get back to any sence of normality... joey
www.howardjones.com 7.27.2005
Did you see Howard on the UK's ITV1 show and US NBC show Hit Me Baby One More Time??The response we have had from this show has been remarkable.If you are a promoter and would like to book Howard to play at your venue, anywhere in the world, then please contact us.
www.philcollins.co.uk 7.26.2005
Tel Aviv Tickets on sale
Tickets for the concert at the Bloomfield Stadium, Tel Aviv on 7th November go on sale today. You can buy them here- but be aware that the entire web site is in Hebrew.
www.hootie.com 7.30.2005
Get Lucky, Win a Dinner Cruise with Hootie
Kick off the release of Hootie & The Blowfish's new album, Looking for Lucky, with a chance to win a trip to meet the band in San Diego, California. If you're the lucky winner, you'll be swept away with Hootie & The Blowfish on a private dinner cruise and concert in San Diego Bay. The band will perform an acoustic set on board the private yacht.
www.megadeth.com 7.19.2005
MEGADETH founder and frontman DAVE MUSTAINE also confirms that the group has parted ways with Sanctuary Records.
www.davemustaine.com 7.19.2005
coming soon

Postings on Michaelbay.com about the opening of "The Island"

2005-07-25T13:01:00.000-05:00

I'd have imagined everything but this... still can't believe how this can happen to the biggest blockbuster in years...

It's very sad. Not only for Bay, but for Ewan and Scarlett too; they will probably have a hard time getting leading roles in big budget flicks again

The audience are too dumb to get the movie; "Clones, lottary, island - WTF is that? No, I'm watching Fantastic Four instead".

They should marketed this like THE MATRIX. I just posted this on rottentomatoes.com. It's my idea for the trailer: ...................

whatever, the important thing is to keep word of mouth positive so that it doesnt plummet next wkd like most movies....

I really feel bad for Michael....D(ream)W(orks) let him down.

Postings on www.MichaelBay.com

2005-07-20T16:13:00.000-05:00

I love your style, your editing rule. True, there have been film of yours that I didn't enjoy much but to me you are a filmmaker of pure genius.

Below is a tribute I wrote to Jerry Bruckheimer. I mentioned you in it and thought you might enjoy it. I think you're a visual genius.

How big are the chances that you're making Bad Boys III?

A friend of mine once did his MFA thesis on comparing Kubrick and Bay based on their visual styles.

I've got a 10 x 4 foot Pearl Harbor banner on my wall if that says anything.

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Plot of "Man OF The House"

2005-07-12T16:30:00.000-05:00

When five perky cheerleaders witness the murder of a drug bust informant, they require 'round-the-clock surveillance to keep from being the next victims. Enter tough-as-nails Texas Ranger Lt. Roland Sharp (Tommy Lee Jones), who masquerades as their assistant coach and camps out in their campus digs. But these feisty foxes just want to have fun, and the buttoned-down Sharp learns it's no easy task to keep the uncontrollable coeds in line and out of harm's way. Cedric the Entertainer joins this spirited cast in a comedy that busts out with high energy, pride, and the joy of a Texas Ranger getting in touch with his feminine side.

House notes (from Just Thunkin' 9/23/03)

2005-07-12T14:01:00.000-05:00

For awhile I Sublet a room in New York city. These are actual highlights from the housenotes sent to me before I moved in.
*********************
"To open the toilet paper holder in the bathroom, simply push in the black button on the back of the holder and it will release the swing arm."

"Never, Ever put any sharp knives that are in the cutting block in the dishwasher or drainer. These are Naomi’s knives, and are to be used only for food preparation. She has requested that we use the knives, then promptly wash, dry and return them to their proper slot in the knife holder, she does not want them to be washed, and allowed to dry in the drainer, as the points may get bent, chipped or damaged. It is fairly easy once you get used to it."

"If you happen to know that you are going to be away overnight ahead of time or away for the weekend, please be so kind as to tell them, or by leaving a note on the refrigerator ‘writing pad’ so that the girls will not be expecting you and can properly turn off lights and lock doors at night, and know that they will not disturb you, since you will not be around. (By the way, the board on the fridge is cleaned by wetting a paper towel slightly and wiping off with water, and then drying it off). "

************ Ah, to be treated like an idiot. It took my weeks to figure out how to use the shower curtain. If you would like to rent from her, please call Naomi at 212 316-3334. She likes to be called well past midnight. Just tell them I sent you, and thank them for screwing me out of $500.

List of Greatest Bongo Solos of All-time in Rock

2005-06-23T12:12:00.000-05:00

1. Two Tickets to Paradise - Kevin Calhoun (Eddy Money)

Actual Glenn Frey quotes on Amazon.com customer reviews

2005-06-20T12:45:00.000-05:00

I still consider Glenn Frey as the edgy Eagles member--always taking chances with what he sings and performs.

Glenn Frey comes flying back with all his old hits. The Heat Is On is one of the best songs on the world. Ever one should buy this album it is great!

Partytown isn't here! What really makes me mad is they had room to fit it on here.

Oh, and what is with all the synthezisers on "Living In Darkness"? Leave that to Don Henley, please!

I love Glenn Frey. He's a great singer, and he's seems to have so much fun.

Glenn Frey is to Don Henley what motorbikes are to fish.

Highlights from an actual Amazon Spotlight review of Ultimate Barry Manilow (From Just Thunkin')

2005-06-12T14:04:00.000-05:00

Reviewer: Jerry McDaniel from Leesburg, OH USA January 26, 2003

"While i don't agree that the CD should have been called "Ultimate Manilow" (that honor goes to "The Complete Collection and Then Some...") i am glad that Arista has compiled 20 of the essential Manilow hits on one CD................ one reviewer simply lists a bunch of his songs as "poo"(?) and never really says the reason they think they're "poo", whatever that word means......... what's wrong with a pop singer having sincerity and care for lyrics? who said that pop singers have to prance around that morons ( Metallica, Aerosmith, Kiss, REM, etc.) and sing about killing their wives/girlfriends or glorifying America's obsession with material items? (Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Augueilra or however her name's spelled, Avaril Lavigne, etc.)........ you know, nobody has the right to tell someone that they're too sentimental or mawkish. fine if such things make you vomit, but remember that you're not the only ones who listen to music, either! get this CD and you'll be amazed at Barry's wonderful vocals and his trademark 'power ballads'."

Rules on posting on a James Coco fan site

2005-05-20T15:00:00.000-05:00

1. Be a fan of James Coco.
2. You don't have to own a website to join, only your name, email and country are required. But if you do have a site and want it linked, then you have to link back to the fanlisting either with a text link or an image code.
3. If your site contains anything inappropriate it won't be listed, only your name, email and country.
4. No direct linking to the image codes. Save and upload them to your own server.
5. Real names or reasonable nicknames only, no silly nicknames like l0velieGrrl.

Number of fans:3

Postings on www.rosie.com

2005-05-04T16:21:00.000-05:00

These postings are about Rosie O Donnells TV movie 'Riding the Bus with my Sister' by fans.

Sandy said:
10 minutes to start time here for me. Got my 3 pts worth of popcorn …. sweats on and just totally looking forward to watching it
Anne said:
9 minutes and counting, going to snuggle in be with my hunny and watch!
Dannah said:
The perfect night of entertainment a little Bette and soon some RO…..human kindness is over flowing
Andrew said:
Several friends and family called me today to remind me it’s on. “Andrew, you know Rosie has a TV movie on today!” “Yes, I know. It’s been on my calendar for months. My VCR is programmed.
See you at the Emmy’s, Rosie! I think its gonna rain today..
KathyE said:
Roseanne Teresa O’Donnell, Methinks you should be shopping for your Emmy Attire.
Stephen said:
nice bit of exploitation, rosie. cloying and artificial as usual.
suckering everyone into believing you care about autism is nice as well! i assume you donated your salary?
Stephen said:
Please don’t get me confused with that OTHER stephen - the one who fails to see the good in things. Rosie, I LOVE your performance.

Eagles Ready DVD

2005-04-29T10:55:00.000-05:00

NEW YORK/NASHVILLE (Billboard) - The Eagles will on June 7 release a DVD chronicling a November 2004 run of shows in Melbourne.

Here is the track list for "Farewell 1 Tour -- Live From Melbourne" DVD:

(Band Appears Two Hours late)
"Hotel California"
"The Long Run"
( Timothy B. Schmit shows up, no one notices)
"New Kid in Town"
(Footage of band stopping to do blow off of Glenn Frey's Guitar)
"Peaceful Easy Feeling"
"I Can't Tell You Why"
(Glenn Frey's 10 minute speech about Miami Vice)
"Hotel California"
(Footage of Don Henley picking underage girls from audience)
"Lyin' Eyes"
(Pantless Randy Meisner shows up, brought back to jail)
"The Boys of Summer"
"In the City"
(Confused Peter Criss shows up to play "Firehouse")
"Already Gone"
"Tequila Sunrise"
(Joe Walsh passes out)
"Love Will Keep Us Alive"
"Hotel California"
(Footage of audience loading Retirement home van over "The Disco Strangler")

Least Favorite Michael Jeter Roles (From Just Thunkin')

2005-04-28T14:58:00.000-05:00

6.Father Ignatius - Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993)
5.Herman Stiles - Evening Shade (1990-94)
4.Eduard Delacroix - The Green Mile (1999)
3.Norm Snively - Air Bud (1997)
2.Skinner - Tango and Cash (1989)
1.Rudy - Patch Adams (1998) (note: It may just be the movie)

Rocky Dennis's poem about Rob Thomas's solo album (if he had lived to hear it)

2005-04-27T15:39:00.000-05:00

These things are good
ice cream and cake, a ride on a Harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face.

These things are a drag
Rob Thomas singing, Rob Thomas singing with Carlos Santana, Rob Thomas singing with matchbox twenty, and the sun, shining on my face...... with Rob Thomas playing on the radio.

Fun Pop culture questions answered by a manic depressive

2005-04-27T11:33:00.000-05:00

1. When do you think That 70's show jumped the shark?
answer: There is no God,

2. Will Britney have a boy or girl?
answer: We are all going to die.

3. Who would win in a fight between all the Desperate Wives?
answer: I hate my family.

4. Will Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie get along again?
answer: Cutting into my skin is my only satisfaction.

5. Greatest Simpson's character?
answer: Comic Book Guy

Top Five Songs this week (if it were up to my vinyl collection)

2005-04-26T13:37:00.000-05:00

5. Heat of the Moment - Asia
4. My Kinda Lover - Billy Squier
3. That last song on side two of the Lovin' Spoonful album I got at that garage sale
2. Look Away - Chicago (Drunk) / Gimmie All your Lovin- ZZ TOP (Lit) / Slipping Away - Dave Edmonds (Sober)
1. On The Loose - Saga (f/The Game and Snoop Dogg)

Reasons I hate Ashton Kuthcer or love Brian Wilson

2005-04-22T10:19:00.000-05:00

- That voice!
- Interviews are usually surrounded by uncomfortable silences.
- 70's Show(s)
- The pull in getting John Kerry elected.
- Smile!
- The appearance at Daytona 500.
- One had sand put in his living room to get a beach feeling; the other is a talentless hack who I hope get horribly mangled and is forced to sit through "Guess Who?".

Why did you do it, Billy... (From Just Thunkin')

2005-04-12T15:00:00.000-05:00

Why did you do it, Billy? Why did you have to dance. Who taught you to kick your legs back like that. Why the ripped Flashdance sweatshirt? Did you actually think that flapping around like a damaged monkey was a good career move. Did you actually have a choreographer? Was he a damaged monkey? "The Stroke" was what it looked like you were having, you sick, sick, man.

Man we use to rock with you. Then you went and danced. I forgave my brother when he shot both of my knee caps on a bet, but this I cannot forgive.

Why did you do it, Billy? Why did you go and dance?