What if Jack Elam played Jim on the office....

What if things had changed and the veteran character actor played Jim on the office and not John Krasinski?

First, He probably would probably make the choice not to look at the camera as much.

Second, he it would probably be more confusing if he did look at the camera as it would be harder to tell.

Third, being from old Hollywood he would most likely know that looking at the camera only once in awhile is the joke, not looking into the camera after every take.

Forth, Pam would be played by Imogene Coca.

Fifth, due to the new casting, people would not be in such a hurry to get Jim and Pam together, so the show could focus on what makes the show funny, Steve Carell and how working at an office can be funny.

My new favorite show

Please, if you get the chance, see this game show. It is the greatest thing ever on daytime T.V.

http://www.gamesfever.tv/default.htm
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Games_Fever

If Jerry Springer makes you think, if Plinko gives you a headache, and if you think Passions (rest its soul) was a documentary, this is the game for you.

If you think the defendants on The People's Court are not annoying enough, they have the hosts just for you.

Michael Bay on his newest Crapterpiece

OK, I want the camera to keep moving, then have the actors do something generic....

The Transformers on http://michaelbay.com/blog/newsblog.html
And why would I assume its crap? Why the name Bay says it all...

I have highlighted my favorite actual quotes

Almost a 100 days left.I guess I should start posting every week?I've been working my ass off - the cut is really coming along -the shots ---awesome. Some of the most difficult renders in ILM history. Sometimes up to 38 hours per frame. The Show West thing was fun to see the scenes play in a 1000 person house. But they just saw 25 minutes so it is hard to feel engaged because they are not seeing the full run of a movie. Harry called me to tell me how he loved it. I see all the dickwad talk back people who claim they have read a finished script. Impossible - I kept the only draft for the last two months before shooting. That's where did major retooling to the script - yes the scene beats are similar but a very different script.We are still writing the robot voices. They talk about just 20 minutes of action at the end - yeah right. This is by far the most action I have ever put into a movie - I have 12 huge set pieces. Boy I get tired of these lame cry babies on the net.-Michael Bay

My favorite people of the week

In a related story, the Post Office has decided to remove the Mail box because of this. Meanwhile, after the picture was taken, everyone left to get tail....

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. I have to get this letter to Des Moines!"

Best Thing Ever

http://www.heavenandhelllive.com/


Just Announced! Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Vinny Appice will reunite for the first time in 15 years as Heaven and Hell Live to cast a dark spell over spring as the quartet tours the U.S. Tickets will go on sale the weekend of March 9 for all 20 stops of the American leg (except Houston, on sale March 17), which is set to launch in Phoenix on April 22. There will also be a special fan presale for all dates beginning Wednesday, March 7 at 12 Noon EST. The tour will follow in the wake of the band’s highly anticipated Radio City Music Hall concert in New York City on March 30, which sold out in a matter of minutes.

How Do I get to Radio City Music Hall?
Practice! And Yell with the wind, though the wind won't help you fly at all Your back's to the wall Chain the sun, and it tears away and it breaks you as you run You run, you run!