Friday, January 26

Oprah Winfrey selects Sidney Poitier's "Measure of a Man"

Startling revelations showing Oprah did not read book first

1. Believes Gayle King caused Katrina.
2. Thought "once in a lifetime dinner party" Oprah hosted was going to be mad orgy.
3. Believes Gayle King caused "Ghost Dad"
4. The "Measure of a Man" is specific.
5. Loves the band Yaz (Note: Oprahs view on Yaz not clear.)
6. Thinks Stedman Graham is a damn fool and hates his Stedman ass.
7. The good that Oprah has done will never, NEVER forgive "Beloved."
8. Like Frey he ripped off every story used in the book from James Coco.

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