Eagles Ready DVD

NEW YORK/NASHVILLE (Billboard) - The Eagles will on June 7 release a DVD chronicling a November 2004 run of shows in Melbourne.

Here is the track list for "Farewell 1 Tour -- Live From Melbourne" DVD:

(Band Appears Two Hours late)
"Hotel California"
"The Long Run"
( Timothy B. Schmit shows up, no one notices)
"New Kid in Town"
(Footage of band stopping to do blow off of Glenn Frey's Guitar)
"Peaceful Easy Feeling"
"I Can't Tell You Why"
(Glenn Frey's 10 minute speech about Miami Vice)
"Hotel California"
(Footage of Don Henley picking underage girls from audience)
"Lyin' Eyes"
(Pantless Randy Meisner shows up, brought back to jail)
"The Boys of Summer"
"In the City"
(Confused Peter Criss shows up to play "Firehouse")
"Already Gone"
"Tequila Sunrise"
(Joe Walsh passes out)
"Love Will Keep Us Alive"
"Hotel California"
(Footage of audience loading Retirement home van over "The Disco Strangler")

Least Favorite Michael Jeter Roles (From Just Thunkin')

6.Father Ignatius - Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993)
5.Herman Stiles - Evening Shade (1990-94)
4.Eduard Delacroix - The Green Mile (1999)
3.Norm Snively - Air Bud (1997)
2.Skinner - Tango and Cash (1989)
1.Rudy - Patch Adams (1998) (note: It may just be the movie)

Rocky Dennis's poem about Rob Thomas's solo album (if he had lived to hear it)

These things are good
ice cream and cake, a ride on a Harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face.

These things are a drag
Rob Thomas singing, Rob Thomas singing with Carlos Santana, Rob Thomas singing with matchbox twenty, and the sun, shining on my face...... with Rob Thomas playing on the radio.

Fun Pop culture questions answered by a manic depressive

1. When do you think That 70's show jumped the shark?
answer: There is no God,

2. Will Britney have a boy or girl?
answer: We are all going to die.

3. Who would win in a fight between all the Desperate Wives?
answer: I hate my family.

4. Will Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie get along again?
answer: Cutting into my skin is my only satisfaction.

5. Greatest Simpson's character?
answer: Comic Book Guy

Top Five Songs this week (if it were up to my vinyl collection)

5. Heat of the Moment - Asia
4. My Kinda Lover - Billy Squier
3. That last song on side two of the Lovin' Spoonful album I got at that garage sale
2. Look Away - Chicago (Drunk) / Gimmie All your Lovin- ZZ TOP (Lit) / Slipping Away - Dave Edmonds (Sober)
1. On The Loose - Saga (f/The Game and Snoop Dogg)

Reasons I hate Ashton Kuthcer or love Brian Wilson

- That voice!
- Interviews are usually surrounded by uncomfortable silences.
- 70's Show(s)
- The pull in getting John Kerry elected.
- Smile!
- The appearance at Daytona 500.
- One had sand put in his living room to get a beach feeling; the other is a talentless hack who I hope get horribly mangled and is forced to sit through "Guess Who?".

Why did you do it, Billy... (From Just Thunkin')

Why did you do it, Billy? Why did you have to dance. Who taught you to kick your legs back like that. Why the ripped Flashdance sweatshirt? Did you actually think that flapping around like a damaged monkey was a good career move. Did you actually have a choreographer? Was he a damaged monkey? "The Stroke" was what it looked like you were having, you sick, sick, man.

Man we use to rock with you. Then you went and danced. I forgave my brother when he shot both of my knee caps on a bet, but this I cannot forgive.

Why did you do it, Billy? Why did you go and dance?