Saturday, March 31

Pearl Harbor


From Wikopedia:


What Micheal Bay got right in Pearl Harbor

Director Michael Bay has said that Roger Ebert's criticism of Pearl Harbor has to be the most offensive of his entire career. According to Michael Bay: "He commented on TV that bombs don't fall like that. Does he actually think we didn't research every nook and cranny of how armor-piercing bombs fell? He's watched too many movies. He thinks they all fall flat — armor-piercing bombs fall straight down, that's the way it was designed! But HE's on the air pontificating and giving the wrong information. That's insulting!"

A few things he got wrong......

Early childhood sequences:
Stearman biplane (the crop-duster aircraft) was not produced until 1935. The opening scene of the film is set
in 1923. Many Hollywood movies in the 1960's and 1970's used a Stearman as their stock 'old biplane'. A more appropriate aircraft would be a Curtiss JN 4 'Jenny', but very few are available for this sort of work.
Eagle Squadron sequences:
A Supermarine Spitfire fitted with a four-blade propeller is shown during the airfield and flying shots in the film. It is a Spitfire variant that was not available until later in the war. Also, although the Eagles did use Spitfires, they were originally eight-gun MkIIs, later superseded by the MkV and IX (used by 133 Squadron). However, since there is only one MkII in flying condition (flown by the RAF Battle of Britain Memorial Flight, and as such not used for film work), the MkV was used, as well as the later MkVIII. The original plan was to use a highly-inappropriate Spitfire XIV in dogfight sequences with a genuine Messerschmitt Bf 109E(!!).
Ben Affleck's character is portrayed as joining the
Royal Air Force (RAF) as part of the Eagle squadron; U.S. servicemen were prohibited from doing so, though American civilians were allowed[8]. His eyesight would have been checked for RAF service.
Ben Affleck was based at
RAF Oakley. This base was actually a training base in the war, not a fighter base. Historians point out that during the hot August summer of 1940, such expedients invariably did take place from time to time, and even for squadron training exercises.
Affleck's character flies with a Royal Air Force squadron (which used Supermarine Spitfires), but the planes actually featured in the movie bear the RF code letters of the
No. 303 Polish Fighter Squadron.
During the Battle of Britain flight sequences, the British Spitfires are shown flying in the standard American four-ship formation. The British actually flew in the three-ship Vee or "VIC" formation. Again this is open to dispute, because by the time of the late Battle, the RAF had adopted the
German Luftwaffe 'Rotte' and 'Schwarm' system, known in RAF parlance as the 'Finger Four', which the USAF itself adopted as 'Four Ship' formation.
Pearl Harbor sequences:
The
USS Arizona Memorial, which straddles the sunken USS Arizona, can be briefly seen in a pan shot. The memorial was dedicated in the 1960's.
President Roosevelt did not receive the news of the Pearl Harbor attack by an aide or adviser running into the room. He was having lunch with Harry Hopkins, a trusted friend, and he received a phone call from Secretary of War Henry Stimson. Hopkins refused to believe the report. The President believed it. [9]
Admiral Kimmel had received warnings about an attack but, thinking them vague, did not put his forces on full-scale alert. This contradicts the film's portrayal of Kimmel as a leader railing against Washington's apathy about the Japanese threat.
[8]
Even though he specifically asked for, by dispatch and in person, all information, Admiral Kimmel never received the secret
Magic dispatches that showed vital information. He also never received the famous 14-part message that the Japanese were delivering in response to the U.S. "ultimatum" of November 26. Especially not the 14th part which indicated the 1:00 p.m. (EST) delivery of the message and ordering the destruction of the "coding" equipment, even though this had been decoded some 9 hours before the attack.[10]
The reports that were given to Admiral Kimmel led him and his staff (as well as General Short, the Commander of the Hawaiian Army units) to believe that if Japan did attack, it would be somewhere in the southwest Pacific and not Pearl Harbor. In fact, they concurred when he deployed his task forces away from Hawaii. Before Pearl Harbor was attacked, he had deployed them around
Wake and Midway Islands.[10]
The so-called "War Warning" dispatch that Admiral Kimmel received on
November 27, 1941, did not warn the Pacific Fleet of an attack in the Hawaiian area. It did not state expressly or by implication that an attack in the Hawaiian area was imminent or probable. It did not repeal or modify the advice previously given me by the Navy Department that no move against Pearl Harbor was imminent or planned by Japan. The dispatch warned of war in the Far East. The number and equipment of Japanese troops and the organization of Naval task forces indicates an amphibious expedition against either the Philippines, Thailand, or Kra Peninsula, or possibly Borneo.[10]
Admiral Kimmel was not on a
golf course on the morning of the attack, nor was he notified of the Japanese embassy leaving Washington, D.C., prior to the attack. The first official notification of the attack was received by General Short several hours after the attack had ended. Also, the report of attacking an enemy midget-submarine, in real life, did not report sinking the sub.
At the time of the attack, the battleships in
Battleship Row were tied directly together, not spaced apart as they were in the movie.
Japanese aircraft of that period were painted light gray, not green.
Navy Nurse Betty dies during the Pearl Harbor attack, but no Navy Nurses died as a result of enemy action during the entirety of World War II, including the attack on Pearl Harbor.
The ward dresses of the nurses have a different style than the ones Navy Nurses actually wore during WWII, and no nurse would have worked with long hair falling freely about her shoulders.
Some of the bombed ships are actually mothballed
Knox-class frigates, Ticonderoga Cruisers and Spruance-class destroyers, with the box launchers for anti-submarine rockets, known as ASROCs, visible. That technology was not available until the 1960s.
The FF-1062
USS Whipple can be seen clearly in a background shot of the boxing scene on the USS Arizona.
One of the intelligence photographs taken by the Japanese spies shows a
North Carolina class battleship none of which were in Pearl Harbor at that time.
A retired
Iowa class battleship was used to represent the USS West Virginia for Dorie Miller's boxing match. However, the main gun barrels are corked, which is unusual during wartime or training exercises. Furthermore, Iowa battleships have a 3x3 main gun configuration versus the 4x2 layout of the West Virginia. Also, the West Virginia did not have the WWII-era bridge and masts found on newer U.S. battleships until reconstruction was finished in 1943.
In the film, the P-40N model of the
P-40 Warhawk U.S. fighter aircraft is shown. However, the 'N' model of the P-40 was not available to the United States until 1943.
In reality,
Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, although he planned the attack, was not present on any of the carriers that bombed Pearl Harbor. He was aboard the battleship Nagato in Tokyo Bay, where he heard reports of the attack and supposedly made his famous "sleeping giant" statement.
Yamamoto's "
Sleeping Giant" quote is not only mis-quoted (In the film, he says "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant" when the full version is "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.") but almost certainly an invention by the screenwriter of Tora! Tora! Tora! Larry Forrester. Neither he, the director nor producer of that movie could produce the documents to support the claim. Pearl Harbor screenwriter Randall Wallace readily admits he took the line from the earlier film.
P-40 and Zero fighters are shown doing tight maneuvers and incredibly dangerous stunts, almost like
X-Wing fighters from Star Wars. Neither plane was that nimble, although the Zero was the most feared fighter of the Pacific War until the F6F Hellcat debuted in 1943.
Dorie Miller's actions during the battle are altered. In the film, Miller comforts Captain
Mervyn S. Bennion and is with him when he dies. Miller then delivers the captain's last orders to the ship's executive officer and then mans a machine gun. In reality, Miller helped move Bennion to a safer location. Bennion continued to direct the battle until he died of his wounds just before the ship was abandoned. Miller is credited with shooting down two enemy planes.
The
USS Texas doubles for the USS West Virginia during the sequences featuring Dorie Miller. The Texas is considerably different in design than the ship she portrays, most notably lacking the 'cage' masts that distinguished West Virginia and California-class battleships. During these sequences, the West Virginia appears moored by herself, but in reality the battleship Tennessee was moored inboard (between the West Virginia and Ford Island) at the time of the attack.
In the attack, a sailor is shown jumping clear of a falling
Battleship "tripod" main mast. No Battleship lost a tripod mast in such a manner. Not even with the sinking of the USS Oklahoma, which capsized, did a mast fall in such a way as shown in the film.
In the film, Dorie Miller is shown firing a twin Browning M2 Air Cooled 50 caliber machine gun. In reality, the .50 caliber machine guns found on the
USS West Virginia were water-cooled with a large water cylinder around the barrel for cooling in a similar manner to the .303 Vickers Heavy machine gun.
Doolittle Raid sequences:
In preparation for the attack, Doolittle (Baldwin) is show training the pilots on land in a flat, sparsely wooded valley near mountains somewhere in the American Southwest. The actual training was done at the airfield known today as
Columbia Metropolitian Airport in West Columbia, South Carolina. It is a far more verdant and mountainless area in the state's "Piedmont" topography. In fact, it continued to be training site for B-25 crews during the war which would use islands in the nearby Lake Murray for target practice. A crashed B-25 was recovered from the lake in the 1990's, restored and is now on display in the state museum.
Several shots of the
USS Hornet aircraft carrier depicted it as having an angled flight deck, a technology that was not implemented until after the war. However, in every other respect the ship, portrayed by the USS Lexington, is acurate, and even of the same Lineiage, the Essex class. The Japanese carriers are portrayed more correctly by comparison—a few of them did have their bridge/conning tower superstructure on port side rather than the more common starboard configuration.
Affleck and Hartnett's characters are shown taking part in the Doolittle bombing raid over
Tokyo in which, as fighter pilots, they would not have been allowed to participate.
The
B-25 Mitchells shown participating in the Raid are "J"-models, when the models used in the actual Raid were "B"-models.
Several crewmen on Affleck and Harnett's B-25's are killed in the firefight with the Japanese, including Harnett's character. In fact, no members of the raid were killed in this manner. Three airmen died in the crash landings in China, three were later executed as
POWs by their Japanese captors, and one died of starvation in captivity. (Four other POWs were recovered alive near the end of the war).
Other inaccuracies:
Mitchel Field is incorrectly spelled "Mitchell Field."
Despite
Long Island's flat, level surface, mountains are visible in the flying shots over Long Island.
Navy Nurse Betty claims to be 17 years old and that she has cheated with her age to be accepted, but Navy Nurses were required to be
registered nurses to join the Navy Nurse Corps, which meant three years of prior training and passing a state board examination, very unlikely qualifications for any seventeen year old. The minimum age to join the Navy Nurse Corps was 22.
President Roosevelt is seen rising from his wheelchair to inspire his staff after the attack. There is no record of him having done - or even being capable of - this in real life.
The
observation car seen in the train station was made for the California Zephyr, which did not appear until after WWII.
The sequence where Josh Hartnett's and Ben Affleck's characters 'play chicken' with their P-40's at the U.S. airbase is cited in the film as taking place in late 1941. This is prior to Affleck's departure to the UK to join Eagle Squadron in time for the Battle of Britain. There is no error here. Although the "Battle of Britain" (proper) took place from July through October, 1940, a lesser air battle continued thereafter. The first
Eagle Squadron was formed in September 1940. Eventually, there were three Eagle Squadrons, right up until the U.S. entered the war (virtually the same timing as the Flying Tigers in China).
The
Queen Mary is seen in New York Harbor in full Cunard colours. It is more likely that she would have been painted gray and would have served in war duties as either a troopship or hospital vessel. By late 1940, the Queen Mary was on her way to Sydney to be fitted out as a troopship.
The radar monitors shown in Pearl Harbor are of the more modern type which show the rotation of a dish. This type of radar was not in use at the time.
In a wide-angle shot, the distinct outline of a U.S.
Kitty Hawk class aircraft carrier can be made out, the first of which was not commissioned until 1961. In the same shot, the sail of a modern submarine can be easily made out.
There is no reason that U.S. Navy nurses would be assessing whether pilot candidates in the
U.S. Army Air Corps are fit to fly. It is reasonable to assume that the Army would use its own medical staff.
Doris Miller is shown receiving his
Navy Cross on the deck of a battleship. He actually received his medal in a ceremony aboard an aircraft carrier, the USS Enterprise, shortly before the Battle of Midway.
Prior to the attack, Admiral Yamamoto turns a Japanese calendar to Sunday
December 7 to make note of the date of the operation. In reality, when the attack started at 6:37 am Hawaii time, it was 1:37 am on Monday December 8 in Japan. The date December 7 was used because it is noted by Americans as the date of the attack. The Japanese version shows Yamamoto making note of the December 8 as the operation date.
The dollar bill with the overprint of Hawaii, did not come out until the summer of 1942.
During the panning shot of the fleet just before the Doolittle raid, a Burke Class Destroyer is visible in the back. These ships did not come into service until 1991.
Yamamoto in real life is missing 2 fingers. In the movie he has all finger
s.

In the News......

Alec Baldwin to help foot college bill for Arizona soldier

USA Today, March 31, 2007

By Amanda Lee Myers, Associated Press Writer
PHOENIX — Actor Alec Baldwin was so moved by the story of an 18-year-old Army soldier who is scheduled to serve in Iraq, he's going to help pay for her college education after she leaves the military.

The only stipulation is that if the Republicans win in '08, she has to move to Europe with Baldwin. No, really this time. Alec means it. Really.....

The Baldwin Brothers
Drunky, Whoey, Lucifer, and Alec

Tuesday, March 27

Bright Eyes frontman taking care of business

By Bill Werde March 27, 2007 Yahoo News
OMAHA, Nebraska (Billboard) - Conor Oberst sits in a dive bar, pulling on Winston Lights and throwing back intermittent gulps from a beer bottle.
This isn't the downtown New York- or Los Angeles-variety "dive" with the beautiful people and the perfectly curated juke box. This is the suburban Omaha sort, where a handful of pear-shaped, geriatric regulars sit drinking, solo, at two in the afternoon, mumbling conversations to themselves. The juke box plays only AC/DC.
Oberst, better-known as Bright Eyes, is here -- away from his handlers, bandmates and friends that dot .......................................OMG!!!!! There are 2,115 words in this story about Conor Oberst!!! The worst Everything of all time. Look at him:
Not only do you want to beat him up, you have. The devil has Bright Eyes......

Thursday, March 22

New Greatest Song of All Time

WIN A DATE WITH A DREAMY STOOGE!!

Two VERY guilty pleasures..






Shooz by Styx





Hey Kids, its J.T.! 3rd from Left! HeyJ.T.!!



Give me Your Money Please by BTO











from Teenbeat, 1973 "Who's the Hunkiest Overdrive?"

Questions raised by the Kevin Bacon/Michael Jorden Hanes commercial


1. Are they living together?
2. If so, is it proper roommate to grab airbound grapes?
3. Does Kyra know?
4. Why is everything so damn white?
5. Do those Dodgeball guys in the other Hanes commercial live their?
6. Does Matthew Perry still live their?
7. Who has a red guitar, and is Bacon still trying to fool us with that music thing?
8. And does the other Bacon Brother live their, along with Matthew Perry?
9. Are they saying they are.......you know........??????
10. Is John Amaechi involved somehow?
11. But most of all, in the end, who the hell puts Hanes commercial on You Tube!!!!!!????? And pictures of Hanes commercial on websites!!!!

Wednesday, March 21

Remember: A #1 country album is still a country album

Gretchen Wilson (real) Tour dates!


Gretchen Wilson (left) with husband Rich


04.12.07
Cow Palace San Francisco, CA
04.13.07
Quechan Paradise Casino Yuma, AZ
04.14.07
Country Thunder Florence, AZ
05.24.07
Country Thunder Waxahachie, TX
06.02.07
Wild Adventures Theme ParkValdosta, GA
06.02.07
Wild Adventures Theme Park Valdosta,PA
06.03.07
Patriotic Festival Virginia Beach, VA
06.08.07
Winstock FestivalMinneapolis, With Chopper, The World's Nuttiest DJ!
06.21.07
Fallsview Casino Niagara Falls,
06.23.07
Country Fest Farwell, MN
06.24.07
Country Fest Cadott, WI

Let's Meet....






The World's Nuttiest D.J.!!





According to his website http://www.chopperdj.com/index.html

"I have many different customs and hundreds of Hats!"
"I can get people to laugh and dance no matter what I wear. "
"I can perform in a tux (or possibly start out that way) or polka dots;"

Chopper has appeared with these celebrities:Paul Revere and the Raiders Flash Cadillac and the Continenta Kids Jan & Dean Del Shannon Tommy Roe Foghat Molly Hatchelt The Buckinghams High Noon Crossfire The Bellamy Brothers Shelly West David Fercell The White Sidewalls Lamont Cranston Slave Raider

He will also be at Winstock, 2007!!!

Friday, March 16

Cowell says he's bigger than Springsteen



3/15/2007 6:19 PM, AP


Simon Cowell says he's bigger than The Boss. In an interview to air Sunday on CBS' "60 Minutes," the "American Idol" judge says he's worth five times more to Sony BMG than Bruce Springsteen





"I sell more records than Bruce Springsteen, sure," Cowell says of the 57-year-old rocker, who signed a contract that was reported to be in the neighborhood of $100 million.

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Let's Compare


Simon Cowell's albums:



Curiosity Killed the Cat
Sonia
5ive,
Westlife
Robson & Jerome.
The wrestlers of the World Wrestling Federation
Zig and Zag (puppets)
The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers,
Il Divo
Angelis
'The Teletubbies'
Gareth Gates
Journey South
Bianca Ryan
Sinitta
Will Young



Bruce Springsteen Albums:



Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. The Wild, the Innocent and the E Street Shuffle Born to Run Darkness on the Edge of Town The River Nebraska Born in the U.S.A. Tunnel of Love Human Touch Lucky Town The Ghost of Tom Joad The Rising Devils & Dust We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions
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A tie? Cowell does have Sinitta. Whatever that is......

Friday, March 2

25 years March 5th, 2007



NOW I get Dane Cook....


From Wikipedia:

Cook utilizes a unique slang vocabulary to match his talkative manner. For example: A bad relationship is a "Relationshit", Wallgreens is "The Wall," and a sandwich is a "sangwich". Similarly, he uses such acronyms as BAMF and SUFI, which are short for "Bad Ass Mother F**ker" and "SUperFInger." He
also shortens words to keep the same meaning. He has even been known to completely change words, like saying "Concernicus" instead of concerned, and "Chicken Sangwich" instead of Chicken Sandwich.
So Cook even rips off Bud Abbott? And not only does he say "Sangwich" but "Chicken Sangwich."