Questions raised by the Kevin Bacon/Michael Jorden Hanes commercial

1. Are they living together?

2. If so, is it proper roommate to grab airbound grapes?

3. Does Kyra know?

4. Why is everything so damn white?

5. Do those Dodgeball guys in the other Hanes commercial live their?

6. Does Matthew Perry still live their?

7. Who has a red guitar, and is Bacon still trying to fool us with that music thing?

8. And does the other Bacon Brother live their, along with Matthew Perry?

9. Are they saying they are.......you know........??????

10. Is John Amaechi involved somehow?

11. But most of all, in the end, who the hell puts Hanes commercial on You Tube!!!!!!????? And pictures of Hanes commercial on websites!!!!