1. Enter the WONDERFUL WORLD Of Amazing LIVE.......Truth: Things have been hell since the children.
2. Own a BOWLFULL OF HAPPINESS...
Truth: Happiness is a dream I had before we met.
3. SO EAGER TO PLEASE.....
Truth: Maybe for the first year, the only thing that pleases you now is your drinking
4. your AMAZING Sea-Monkeys actually COME TO LIFE!
Truth: When is your heart going to come to life you cold, cold bitch!
5. Even a six-year old can do so without help.
Truth: You wanted children. I just want my life back.
6. Caricatures shown not intended to depict Artemia salina
Truth: Actually this is true. And I hate you.
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