Wednesday, August 3

'New' country lyrics I could not make up

......My give a damn's busted (*ha ha) My give a damn's busted Honey trust me My give a damn's busted yeahhh ... OOOH ......
........I stroll to the end of the drive, Pick up the Sunday Times, grab my coffee cup. It looks like Sally an' Ron, finally tied the knot, Well, it's about time. It's 35 cents off a ground round, Baby. cut that coupon out!......
.........I wanna honor your mother I wanna learn from your pa I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw.......
..........Well ask anybody I'm a pretty good guy And the looks decent wagon didn't pass me by.....
..........If heaven was a pie, it'd be cherry Cool and sweet and heavy on your tongue And just one bite would satisfy your hunger And there'd always be enough for everyone .....
.......I like to get down with my boys In Afghanistan and Baghdad City too Son, I'm a red, white and blue blood Graduate of Honky Tonk U........
........We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives We follow the roads that lead us To drugs or Jesus.........

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