Friday, 22 August 2003
Let me get serious for a moment. Man things are tough. With everything thats going on, we need a person to help us out. A person to help us mend when we are broken, a person to ease our pain when we hurt too much. A person who voices everything we are thinking in perfect detail.
We need you now Chris Gaines.
You came and went so quickly, like a bad idea going through a brain stem, or a record label. You promised to heal us with a Motion Picture, but yet we didn't even get a straight to video release. And the summer of "White Flag", "Snow In July", and "Digging For Gold" playing on every radio everywhere sure kept the peace whenever that year was. Oh I see, you make one perfect album that was so successful and you just drop us, like Jerry Lewis dropping a bunch of pans that go BING BANG BOOM!!!!!.
Come on back, Chris Gaines, and rescue us one more.
Oh, and Garth Brooks? I hope you smash a guitar and a piece goes through your jugular you waste of a pig!!!!
Thanks for listenin'
4 comments:
F'ing funny man. Saw your name on Best Week Ever!
wow. you're really funny. can i be your friend?!
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